my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol.
my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory
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hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it
Christians with jesus christ
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furry species ranked by how difficult it’d be to take them anywhere
taking my deer boyfriend for a hike in the woods and he hears a twig break and bounds off into the trees never to be seen again
ok everyone leave now this is the best tag hands down.
I beg of you, look at the tags
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opened this hellsite for the first time in a long time and now im sad and nostalgic. if any ya’ll wanna reconnect sometime my discord is iStalkCheese#5501
Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”
Deep voice clip: “COME.”
Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *laughs harder*
DVC: “COME. COME.”
Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*
A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.
Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”
The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”
Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*
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